It's not you, it's me

Stiam melodia asta dar nu vazusem vidoclipul. De cand l-am vazut ieri am ramas blocat. Mi se pare incredibil. Genial.

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Girl: I-I need space. I need the time to just figure out who I am, you know? And it’s not you, it’s totally not you, it’s me and it’s, like, the timing of it. I’m trying to find out who I am, and I can’t really do that if I’m still trying to find out who you are at the same time, you know?
Guy: Uh, can I get an extra plate please?

Girl: I feel like we gave it a really good go, you know? but it’s just, it’s time for us to move on…

Guy: For you…
Girl: You do realize I’m breaking up with you, right?
Guy: That’s the strange thing. It’s actually yours now. I don’t know why it works this way but, I’m never gonna be able to get over you, and so, from now on, every girl that I meet will be meticulously compared to you and, unfortunately, none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory of what you and I once “had”.
Girl: Well, maybe I can just keep it for a little while, like, use it for small things, like, I don’t know, when I have really shitty day or I need someone to talk to. Or if I need someone to move something really heavy. And then, eventually, I’ll give it back to you when we both find someone new.
Guy: Unfortunately, it won’t work that way.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: Well, now that you have my heart, I’m pretty much an empty cavity inside, for a lack of a better term: heartless. I will now treat each woman I meet with a passive-aggressive contentiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come.

Girl: I really treasure your friendship, so much. Hello? Are you even listening to me?
Guy: No.

8 comments:

Courage the Cowardly Dog said...

WTF, OMG, BBQ, STF, SLO, PLM...
Ba esti prost?!!? Foarte tare
...daaa...eu nu am inteles
:P

Cichi-Cichi-Bum-Bum-Pau said...

Chestia asta este atat de "fucking awesome" incat ma uit la ea in fiecare zi de cand ai postat-o!

Vanzatorul de Gravitatie said...

Asta era si scopu la postare :)

Incearca sa nu mai folosesti nickuri retarde ca-mi bag pula.

Craciun Fericit si sarmale multe.

Blow My Socks said...

Te deranjeaza ca bag nickuri retarde!? Pai plm pe un blog ca asta ce nick vrei sa-mi pun...unul normal!? :))
Si ce daca scriu toate bazaconiile!?!!?

7R33Z said...

bah stiu perfect senzatia, si eu am ramas la fel cand l-am vzt prima data, si in lipsa de dialog prin sfantul google m-am chinuit sa o inteleg pe proasta aia si sa scriu dialogul pe bloaga de pe 360...trecuta pe persoana fizica, care este ea...deci...u'r like my brother from another mother:D

Vanzatorul de Gravitatie said...

Poti fi fratele meu daca ai ceva ciuperci halucinogene. Ai? Dai? Astept.........

7R33Z said...

personal nu...:-"
dar stiu pe cineva care are un prieten al carui sora e combinata cu un baiat care stie de unde se poate lua!ne bagam?:D

Vanzatorul de Gravitatie said...

Io ma bag da' nu garantez ca n-o sa te las pentru primul spiridus care-mi iese in cale. I hope i can talk to them motherfuckerz, they so super sweet.